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Can this assertion be true? TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN LADIES

Mary: Hello Love!

Sarah: Hello babes-how are u
today?

Mary: Am fine dear, I've missed u a lot.

Sarah: And me too

Mary: I am calling just to inform
you that I will
pay you a visit this afternoon.

Sarah: Ok my dear; it will be a great pleasure
to have you. I will be expecting
you sweet.

*AFTER DROPPING THE CALL

Mary: Am going to visit that dirty
girl again. If not for dat lipstick I need she no fit see my leg for that her small house
Sarah: This witch is coming here
again, she
thinks I will buy her drinks with
my money
again, she must be joking.

TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN BOYS

John: Bastard how far?

Francis: Mad man I dey? How ur
drunking father?

John: My Papa dey! Ur ashewo mama nko?

Francis: You be big fool ooo lol. How far, U
dey house? I
dey come charge phone.

John: Ok! No wahala, bring
money come make we drink
beer ..

Francis: Idiot like U. Na beer go kill you, anyhow Later na!

*AFTER DROPPING THE CALL

John: That Francis can be funny at
times but always great companion anytime. Let me buy his beer now before yabbs kill me.

Francis: better person, John is just a reliable. Make I carry beer money go, he might be broke sef.

LESSON:

Girls are always nice to
each other but they never really like themselves.

Boys are always mean and rude
but they will always have each other's back.

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